Joke Time

*A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks.* *He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she couldzip through traffic around town.* *He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everythingshe seemed to like was way out of their price range.* *"Look!" She said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a fewseconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!"* *He did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroomscale* *Nobody has seen or heard from him since.*